AllsWell Productions

Written by Dave Brumwell and Directed by Sherry Dean
Performed by the

Something Completely Different Players

Premiered April 4, 2009
at the Martins River Fire Hall, Nova Scotia
Click Here for: Show Schedule and Photo Gallery

Click here to read Understanding "That Penis Thing",
Dave Brumwell's letter to the Editor, Bridgewater Bulletin April 21 2009

Synopsis:

This spring we are raising money for a number of community projects by putting on That Penis Thing, an adult "Pythonesque" show that takes an extreme and comic look at the trials, tribulations and very occasional success stories of that wonderful male organ, the Penis. Our experienced cast of Actors, Directors and Producers is looking forward to a successful spring season.

The show is a no holds barred, hilarious, "Monty Python" view of all things penal, a series of different sketches rather than a continuous play, covering many subjects, such as:

Masturbation. Erectile Dysfunction. Size. Impotency. Sperm Count. Priapism. Premature ejaculation. Male bonding and mickey taking. Lack of, or copious amounts of pubic hair. Testosterone poisoning. S.T.Ds. Depressed Penis. Mr Penis and Ms Vagina. Names for Penis. Sperm Bank. Vasectomy. Plus many more...

... and it's a way to raise awareness about certain male sexual problems through an extemely comic look at the Penis.

We believe the show will intrigue many people, with perhaps a bias to the female of the species. There is always a fascination about the opposite sex's interesting parts, even more so when their malfunctions are being highlighted in a comical way. The boys will have to fight hard to get seats. Also, the Baby Boomers are getting up there and will be able to relate to these maturing malfunctions.

The show is ADULT ONLY, due to mature themes and topics, but is not pornographic and has very little bad language. The content will no doubt provoke some interesting comments and emotions, and audiences will be treated to an immensely funny and memorable show. It's always good to raise money whilst people are having a really good time.

Thank you, God, for giving us the ability to laugh at ourselves!

Admission:

Tickets are $15.00 with half of the proceeds going to the community project

Running Time:

Approximately 90 minutes long, plus intermission

Upcoming Shows:

Saturday, April 4, 2009:
Martins River Fire Hall | SOLD OUT contact Cathy Boehner at 627-1188
Friday, April 17, 2009:
Days Inn, Bridgewater | SOLD OUT contact Carol Rock at 527-2868
Saturday, April 18, 2009:
Conqueral Bank Fire Hall, Bridgewater |COMPLETED contact Tammy Crawford at 543-1948
Friday, May 1, 2009:
Mahone Bay Centre, Mahone Bay | COMPLETED contact Bob Douglas at 624-9921
Saturday, May 2, 2009:
Blockhouse Fire Hall, Blockhouse | SOLD OUT contact Paula MacDonald at 624-8993
Saturday, May 9, 2009:
Palooka's Boxing Club, Halifax | COMPLETED contact Nevil Tilman at 902-492-4269
or ntillman@palookasboxingclub.ca
Friday, May 22, 2009
Blandford Community Centre | COMPLETED contact Fred Witherall at 902-228-2606
Saturday, May 23, 2009:
New Ross Royal Canadian Legion , New Ross | SOLD OUT contact Donna Crossley at
902-689-2225 or dickrodman@hotmail.com
Friday, May 29, 2009
Dooly's, Chester | COMPLETED contact Jason McCorriston at 275-5696
Saturday, May 30, 2009:
Petite Riviere Fire Hall | SOLD OUT contact Scott Drummond at 688-1504
Saturday, September 26, 2009:
Chelsea Fire Hall & Community Centre | contact Madeline Henley at 685-2082 or Sherrie Wessell at 685-2364

In the News:

Article by Lisa Cochrane, Chester Clipper, March 31, 2009

Article by Robert Hirtle, SouthShoreNow, March 17, 2009

For further information, please contact us.